Scientifically known as Derpius iCanScrewUrMindius, this rare species can screw with your mind by having a four dimensional head, but don't worry, his derpy face is still visible in the middle.
His entire body literally bends because his 4-D head can manipulate the light given off of his body. So what he can essentially do is change his body to look like whatever he wants. So don't be fooled, he might look like Obama, Miley Cyrus, or even you!!! The only part that doesn't change is the middle area of his face, which still possesses that derpy face of his.
For food, he eats time, that's right, TIME!!! He eats time by wasting your time!!! So remember to always waste your time, for Derpy of course!!
Now to bring The Derpy Tesseract to real life, here is an accurate drawing of his face:
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