Script
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Okay guys! Today we are going to be stalking the worlds strangest apartment dweller, the Derpy Tesseract... *GASP*
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: The Derpy Tesseract is a humanoid similar to humans, but instead he has a head shaped as a 4-D tesseract!!
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Because his face is 4-D, he has the ability to warp space-time. This allows him to manipulate light waves and so therefore he can transform his face into anyone or anything he so desires. Just note that the only thing that doesn't change is his tiny inner face that represents the derpy-ness he so is.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Here, we are going to zoom into his face, which unfortunately changed into Miley Cyrus :( As we zoom into his Miley face, you can kind of make out his true face of derpy-ness.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: The Derpy Tesseract does this so that he can grab people's attention, and I'll explain why later.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: As you can see now, The Derpy Tesseract is trying to lure this human into his bait.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Now you are wondering, what in the world does he even eat?? Well the answer is time, he eats time!!!!!! This is because his 4-D face does not accept 3-D objects, or else they'll be teleported somewhere else in the universe, just imagine a burger being discarded in the middle of space!!
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Do you see now? How all of this is connecting together?? The Derpy Tesseract grabs people's attention so that he can waste people's time, and he consumes their waste of time as his meal!
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: What a fascinating creature!!! Oh what is derpy doing now? Oh no... IT'S TRANSFORMING INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION!!!!!!
*Derpy Transforms*
Derpy: Hi
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Because his face is 4-D, he has the ability to warp space-time. This allows him to manipulate light waves and so therefore he can transform his face into anyone or anything he so desires. Just note that the only thing that doesn't change is his tiny inner face that represents the derpy-ness he so is.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Here, we are going to zoom into his face, which unfortunately changed into Miley Cyrus :( As we zoom into his Miley face, you can kind of make out his true face of derpy-ness.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: The Derpy Tesseract does this so that he can grab people's attention, and I'll explain why later.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: As you can see now, The Derpy Tesseract is trying to lure this human into his bait.
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Now you are wondering, what in the world does he even eat?? Well the answer is time, he eats time!!!!!! This is because his 4-D face does not accept 3-D objects, or else they'll be teleported somewhere else in the universe, just imagine a burger being discarded in the middle of space!!
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: Do you see now? How all of this is connecting together?? The Derpy Tesseract grabs people's attention so that he can waste people's time, and he consumes their waste of time as his meal!
Narrator with fake Aussie accent: What a fascinating creature!!! Oh what is derpy doing now? Oh no... IT'S TRANSFORMING INTO THE FIFTH DIMENSION!!!!!!
*Derpy Transforms*
Derpy: Hi
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